In the garden

Look it’s not that hard to make a herb garden and dried herbs have all the charm of petrol huffing. Currently in the garden are

  • Basil – size 14

  • Thyme – manageable

  • Sage – steady

  • Coriander – one of those depressing 19th Century tombstones with an infant on it

  • Rosemary- limping along, continents move

  • Blue Basil – barely made it out of the car

  • Italian Parsley- has been footy star

  • Mint – reappeared two feet away

  • Fennel – now gone lived well