run! it’s failed conceptual food project.

run! it's failed conceptual food project

For those at home: 2 litres of water, 1 cup of sherry, 1 teaspoon of salt, 4 tablespoons of gelatine, 12 jellybabies, and one snake.

21 comments

  1. Santos’s avatar

    you need to enter this into imbb.

  2. Anthony’s avatar

    I was hoping for IMDB

    Two entries’ll kinda rub of my hard earned chronic underachiever persona.

  3. Reid’s avatar

    Hi Anthony,

    Are those gummy bears? LOL!

  4. Helen (AugustusGloop)’s avatar

    Aren’t chronic underachievers a sign of genius?

  5. bramble’s avatar

    It’s compelling… I need to know more! Are they escaping from the Matrix? Is purple Jellytot the One?

  6. Jeanne’s avatar

    OMG, your blob-dish and my fruit terrine should never meet. If yours is the gatekeeper, mine is the key and Zuul will slime us all.

    Btw, rub your hard WHAT????

  7. Sue’s avatar

    Run Luke Run! The Death Jelly is about to blow!

  8. Anthony’s avatar

    Reid
    No they’re people
    AG
    No it’s laziness.
    Bramble
    No it’s the “anomic fluid of jelly-age housewife entrapment”
    Jeanne
    Oy!
    Sue
    [woop woop 5 seconds]

  9. Santos’s avatar

    there seems to be a great honkin’ void somewhere….perhaps the death jelly ate up a post somewhere?

  10. Anthony’s avatar

    In the editing suite.

  11. Santos’s avatar

    is that a euphemism for a torture chamber?

  12. Jeanne’s avatar

    OK, so I get reprimanded for merely repeating what you said and Santos gets away with torture chamber? So are you saying that rampant violence on your blog is intrinsically less damaging than sexual innuendo??! I mean, look at the naked terror on the faces of those jelly babies – it’s practically a horror movie you’re screening here! Jellraiser?? :P

  13. Anthony’s avatar

    Spiceblog Policy Clarification:

    Sexual innuendo – fine.

    Comments supporting torture in unlikely bomb ticking hypothetical scenarios with just a little bit too much enthusiasm – punch in face.

    Violent narratives involving anthropomorphic objects – fine.

  14. teddles_russ’s avatar

    The BlogMaster raised the whip again as the cowering jellymunchkins quivered and looked with dismay at the rising blob of quivering intoxicant poison. Oh how cruelly the snake bonds cut into their bodies! The horror, the atrocity! Jelmo managed only one terrified squeak as the blob, by now rising high above the horizon, exploded in flames, engulfing them all and snuffing out the very …

  15. Anthony’s avatar

    Ted

    Wow!

  16. Santos’s avatar

    > look at the naked terror on the faces of those jelly babies

    jeanne, someone ate off their faces.

  17. Anthony’s avatar

    Oh that was me.

    What?

  18. Jeanne’s avatar

    You chewed off their faces?? You sicko – you’re probably also the type of person who bites the head off little chocolate easter bunnies, aren’t you…!

  19. Anthony’s avatar

    No I just mash ’em and pour the bits into my mouth.

  20. bramble’s avatar

    >the “anomic fluid of jelly-age housewife entrapment”

    Looks more like a case of midwife anomic phasia.

  21. Anthony’s avatar

    “phasia”

    Parasitic flies? Ewwwwwwwwww

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