the chic of cheesin’ begets munsters

the chic of cheesin' begets munsters

Well it seemed pretty damned nice in the cool confines of the Simon Johnson cheese room but in the light of day we described it as a combination of a well lanolined shearer’s crotch with the appearance of leprosy.

Happy New Year btw.


  1. santos.’s avatar

    it’s eating itself. seriously, it’s like the start of a horror film, the lactose blob that ate perth.

  2. Anthony’s avatar

    fortunately it’s safely locked away in a high security freezer in Edgecliff in Sydney. (or is it?)

  3. Gracianne’s avatar

    it will escape, and then…
    Happy new Year to you too.

  4. Stephanie’s avatar


  5. Anthony’s avatar

    … return to the cheese room to let the other cheeses out.


  6. sijoh’s avatar

    A high security operation saw the frozen munster released into the wild the night before bin day. The screams of the garbage collectors the next morning could be heard from the next suburb. “Relax and enjoy, it’s just like licking a leper!” I yelled from the lounge room window.

  7. Anthony’s avatar

    I hope they at least tried a bit.

  8. One Food Guy’s avatar

    “Moving slowly, the melting cheese makes one last charge for the cracker in hopes of living a better life within the warm confines of the owners stomach.”

  9. Anthony’s avatar

    Better life!? It had balcony views of Double Pay, the fricking ingrate.

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