Ethically deficient, any “good” action by myself has been shaped by my earliest reading experience with Beano comics. The rules in this universe are as such:
- Good actions shall be unimposing or unwitting
- They will be followed by “Zoiks! A fiver!”
- Followed by either a large serving of bangers and mash, a large serving of fish and chips, or a large pie with horns coming out of it. (The last may be the Dandy outcome).
This windfall approach applies in cooking:
- In-season fruit and vegetables are best and are at their cheapest.
- Animals ranged freely and killed humanely taste better.
- A diverse diet is interesting and better for you.
Anyway this is a hideously roundabout way of suggesting that there may be fewer such windfalls in the real world but Robert Corr of Kick & Scream 's Time for action on Sudan compels "doing" and "something".