Why is it there? Who knows? The sheep of reason breeds monsters. Speaking of which this month's one year anniversary End of Month Egg on Toast Extravaganza is the The Halloween Edition with new toastess – Moira the Monster. I know this is late but it's all part of the Eggy charm of the event. Get in there, make it scary, 2am kebab should do the trick. Extra points if you wake up with half of it still in your hand. [insert segue later] The Omnivoribus Australis is Calling for October Submissions don't miss out or we'll ignore you and then you'll say hey how come I've got a food blog and nobody visits and we'll say well why didn't you join in and you'll say, I didn't know, and we'll say but didn't you see it at spiceblog, and you'll say yes I did but I was distracted by a picture of the arse of a giant ram. Hey look, a giant ram's arse! Where was I?
Oh yeah that's right.
Q.What's black, white, and dull all over?
A. The Black Rebel Motorcycle Club's new album.
What was I thinking? What a bunch of arses. Here's their motorbike. Snore.