If I were to tell you that I'd flown to a place where I'd eaten Macadamia Nut Chicken Kiev, been served drinks by an East German woman in her underwear*, enjoyed a performance by an acoustic guitar playing female singer supported by a cellist and a harmonica player over vodka tonics, went gourmet food shopping where we bought unpastEurised French cheese, attended a seafood dinner for 500, drank French beer with lamb cutlets, and had capers and olives with Little Creatures in a sunny beer garden; where would you say I'd been?
Oh hang on I just told you where I went in the title, didn't I?
Must work on these "well think again" travel show style intros.
*there's a set up for a rejig of an old joke for the taking.