Look it's not that hard to make a herb garden and dried herbs have all the charm of petrol huffing. Currently in the garden are
- Basil – size 14
- Thyme – manageable
- Sage – steady
- Coriander – one of those depressing 19th Century tombstones with an infant on it
- Rosemary- limping along, continents move
- Blue Basil – barely made it out of the car
- Italian Parsley- has been footy star
- Mint – reappeared two feet away
- Fennel – now gone lived well