Look at it. What do you see? Do you see a sugary bun that yields like wettex to limp lettuce and grey beef that leaves a trace on your mouth like your toothbrush had been dipped in the fat trap? Would you get half way through it and wonder what you were thinking?
A dollar or two more than shit, and you'll miss out on reconstituted salt and grease sticks and fizzy caffeinated sugar swill. We've lost a few great burger places in Perth through sanitised mediocrity. Well apostrophied Retro Betty's is a blessing.
More good stuff that evening. You'll not see a more violent, funny, tragic, thrilling, and beautiful film than Zatoichi . Kitano is a genius who loves his films and makes them how he wants with people he likes. I could go on and on about this but if you'll excuse me, I'm off to practice tap dancing in my geta .
Retro Betty's, 127 Oxford Street, Leederville
Zatoichi is on at the Luna .
Evan Williams smokes goats.